Monday, October 09, 2006

Fun and Games in North Korea


The next contestant on "Today's Horrifically Bad National Leaders"-- an unofficial Talk Back game show-- is a return guest and high-fashion fanatic. He has fluffy hair and a penchant for enormous eyeglasses. When traveling, he enjoys feasting on exotic foods, gulping Henessey cognac and "partying with female pleasure teams." At home, he trades in arms and narcotics and counterfeits U.S. currency on a massive scale. He's a handsome holdover from the totalitarian era and a present-day missile launcher and nuclear bomb tester. Please give a warm welcome to Mr Impunity, Kim Jong IL, leader for life of flourishing North Korea!

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