Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Bomb San Francisco and the U.S. shoud be alright!

Bill O'Reilly thinks San Francisco should be bombed--by al-Qaida terrorists to be exact. The conservative radio show host gave the terrorist permission to off us last week.

"You want to be your own country? Go right ahead," he said last Tuesday on his radio show. "And if al-Qaida comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, 'Look, every other place in America is off limits to you except San Francisco.'"

O'Reilly even told the terrorist where do go. "You want to blow up Coit Tower (a San Francisco landmark)," he said. "Go ahead."

Alright O'Reilly, it's obvious that you haven't been to the city much, so I'm going to offer you a helping hand when it comes to destroying us. First off, Coit Tower- it's all wrong. No natives go there Bill. If you want to make a real impact go for the Bay Bridge (yes that’s right, the Bay Bridge is more essential to us then the legendary Golden Gate, which buy the way-- ISN'T GOLDEN.)

You also said, "You know, if I'm the president of the United States, I walk right into Union Square, I set up my little presidential podium and I say, 'Listen, citizens of San Francisco, if you vote against military recruiting, you're not going to get another nickel in federal funds,' "

Hmmm, that would be a good method as well except for the simple fact that Union Square is NOT the kick it spot. Natives don't congregate there, and when we do, it's only to get a slice of cheesecake (to go) at the Cheesecake Factory.

If you really wanted to get the word across you've got to go into the city, not a superficial tourist hang out. I know that might be scary for a purebred conservative like you, but still, give it a try and you might see results.

But next time you have aberrent outburst like this and feel the need to outline the best ways to bomb San Francisco... you might want get a consultant.


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