Tuesday, October 11, 2005

cheech and chong are: the fbi agents

If you apply for a job with the FBI and have had a toke of the mary jane in the last three years, or smokedmore than 15 times in your life, or ridden the horse or stuck your hand in our president's college cocaine jar in the past ten years, don't bother turning in an application...yet. The FBI might ease up on hiring restrictions in regards to drug use for certain jobs.

I'm not advocating drug use, but I'm sure there were plenty of qualified people who were refused a job because of the strict rules. If a cokehead can become a mayor, or even president, why can't someone who smoked a little reefer in his college days get hired at the FBI?

-zoneil maharaj


At 2:51 AM, Anonymous part-time supervisor for united pot smokers said...

It would be somewhat hypocritical to have potheads crack down on drugs. Even though it is only to lax the rules on non-special agents, they are letting more potheads on to the brains of the operations. Loosening the hiring rules for FBI positions will only cause greater chaos. Pothead officials whether leaders or officers, will only goof up things and may lead to another 9-11 to occur. This stra-te-ger-ee proposed is a total bummer.

At 9:17 AM, Anonymous Smoke said...

Drugs are just bad, you should try to use Herbal Alternatives as a temporary replacement to loose the dependance!

At 1:42 PM, Anonymous Guitar Master said...

I wish I could blog as good as you, but what I can do is give you a nice Guitar Lesson!


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