Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Fun with riddles

Ok, here’s a little P and P riddle for ya:

Basically, I’ve been around since the 60s. I’m pretty big and I can carry heavy loads. I can travel really far but often it’s incredibly difficult for me to get off the ground on schedule. There’s been several versions of me.

People who ride with me like to float around in my belly while I do the navigating.

Unfortunately, pieces of me like to randomly fall off during travel, potentially causing my passengers great harm. I always require absolutely perfect weather to land at the end of my journeys. And, when I return, I sometimes need a piggy back ride back home.

I’m incredibly outdated and people don’t seem to be all that interested in me anymore. I’m thinking about retiring so I can hang around Lockheed Martin factories and talk smack about the good old days.

What am I?

click here to find out!

4 Comments:

At 12:44 AM, Blogger J&M said...

That's easy.

You're a whale :-)

 
At 12:47 AM, Blogger J&M said...

I meant a space shuttle.

 
At 8:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Help me Dude, I'm lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new plasmatv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a plasma tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger then I'm gonna go home and ask Michael Jackson to come round and watch that waaaay cool surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on my new plasma tv .

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

 
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